1. Baby farts are frequent and hilarious, and create huge smiles on Cooper's face
2. Nothing and nobody can prepare you for the sleep deprivation
3. You will say ridiculous things and speak 3 octives higher than usual
4. Picking a babies nose, no matter what the prize, will not gross you out
5. "Blow out" takes on a whole new meaning
6. Breastfeeding/pumping is the single most time consuming and difficult thing you will ever do
7. On the contrary...you are so proud of the frozen milk bags you have stored, and view them as trophies. And will even cry over spilt milk
2. Nothing and nobody can prepare you for the sleep deprivation
3. You will say ridiculous things and speak 3 octives higher than usual
4. Picking a babies nose, no matter what the prize, will not gross you out
5. "Blow out" takes on a whole new meaning
6. Breastfeeding/pumping is the single most time consuming and difficult thing you will ever do
7. On the contrary...you are so proud of the frozen milk bags you have stored, and view them as trophies. And will even cry over spilt milk
8. It will take approximately an hour longer to get ready and leave the house. And are okay with going out with wet hair, hair in a pony tail, no makeup on, and in sweatpants.
9. You basically need a baby survival kit every time you go anywhere....LOTS OF STUFF
10. Turns out...you need to put a onesie on under their clothes in colorado, but in California, a onesie is all they will need because it's so warm out.
11. Hand sanitizer is your new best friend
12. Anything and everything they do is the "coolest" and "greatest" thing you've ever seen
13. My husband is absolutely amazing and I plan on making sure Cooper knows how wonderful his father is for the rest of my life
14. Even when you know it...you'll smell his diaper to take in the toxic fumes..almost like you enjoy it
15. You finally understand and certainly appreciate your parents in a much different way
16. You are okay with not showering for 2 days. Sometimes he just won't allow it.
17. You analyze his diapers and question whether or not the color and consistency is "normal"
18. When my everyone told me "constant worry" when describing parenting...they weren't lying.
19. Nothing is better than chubby (baby) legs and tummies
20. Hot meals are a distant memory
21. Keeping a clean house is only in my dreams. Not a reality anymore. I'm starting to understand why people with kids want a cleaning lady.
22. This little 14 lb baby boy will consume you...every decision...every thought
23. You are okay with not having the same body has you had before baby, and are okay with it.
24. The definition of crazy = The Duggar Family
25. Nothing prepares you for this kind of love....best 118 days of my life...I fall more in love every day
26. You will update your facebook status more than ever for 2 reasons...1) Because you're so stinkin' proud and 2) Because you spend NUMEROUS hours a day pumping/ feeding and it's about the only thing you can do.
27. It is incredible to see your friends love your baby...and makes you love their children that much more or get very excited for them to have their own!
28. There are so many different and right ways to do things...everybody and every baby is different. Nothing you do is wrong because it's not like someone else.
29. Seeing your baby do something new will bring a tear to your eye.
10. Turns out...you need to put a onesie on under their clothes in colorado, but in California, a onesie is all they will need because it's so warm out.
11. Hand sanitizer is your new best friend
12. Anything and everything they do is the "coolest" and "greatest" thing you've ever seen
13. My husband is absolutely amazing and I plan on making sure Cooper knows how wonderful his father is for the rest of my life
14. Even when you know it...you'll smell his diaper to take in the toxic fumes..almost like you enjoy it
15. You finally understand and certainly appreciate your parents in a much different way
16. You are okay with not showering for 2 days. Sometimes he just won't allow it.
17. You analyze his diapers and question whether or not the color and consistency is "normal"
18. When my everyone told me "constant worry" when describing parenting...they weren't lying.
19. Nothing is better than chubby (baby) legs and tummies
20. Hot meals are a distant memory
21. Keeping a clean house is only in my dreams. Not a reality anymore. I'm starting to understand why people with kids want a cleaning lady.
22. This little 14 lb baby boy will consume you...every decision...every thought
23. You are okay with not having the same body has you had before baby, and are okay with it.
24. The definition of crazy = The Duggar Family
25. Nothing prepares you for this kind of love....best 118 days of my life...I fall more in love every day
26. You will update your facebook status more than ever for 2 reasons...1) Because you're so stinkin' proud and 2) Because you spend NUMEROUS hours a day pumping/ feeding and it's about the only thing you can do.
27. It is incredible to see your friends love your baby...and makes you love their children that much more or get very excited for them to have their own!
28. There are so many different and right ways to do things...everybody and every baby is different. Nothing you do is wrong because it's not like someone else.
29. Seeing your baby do something new will bring a tear to your eye.
30. You will not remember life without him.
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